Things we've learnt in the last 3 weeks

1. There are 1,256 different ways to burp a baby and none of them are guaranteed to work every time or even at all.
   
2. Never be too hasty to change a nappy if you hear your baby 'filling' it. You'll still be changing him 3 nappies later.
3. Our lives are now controlled by 3 things. Charlie, Theo and the 30 minute timer on the oven for water for the bottles.
4. When the twins cry, they either need feeding, changing, winding.....or something else.
5. All over the house will be installed invisible 'crying baby' alarm buttons which you will activate whenever you start to do something for yourself.